The first thing the Archive ever saw
The oldest capture of pandymic.com is a holding page: the PANDYMiC Media Network is "currently unavailable", offline "to perform a complete redesign". The redesign was three weeks away.
Recovered from the Wayback Machine · 670 captures · 2003 → 2026
One domain, twenty-three years, nine lives. Scroll to travel through every version of pandymic.com, rebuilt from what the Internet Archive kept: the hand-made tables, the Elvish dictionary, the wallpaper generator, a blog, a wiki, a few too many "Hello world!" pages, and the URLs that turned into emoji.
The oldest capture of pandymic.com is a holding page: the PANDYMiC Media Network is "currently unavailable", offline "to perform a complete redesign". The redesign was three weeks away.
The first real design: a white page floating on grey, with a drop shadow built from GIF slices. The logo
was four separate images (PANDYMiC) and the menu ran Index,
Features, Media, Links. The home page said, in its entirety, Welcome to the Main Page!
TEMP: INDEX.ABOUT.HTMLText sub-menus arrived: About, Contact, Articles, Columns. Behind almost every one of them was the same letter-spaced placeholder naming its own file. Most of them would say exactly that until 2005.
The exception: the résumé page, typeset as one image. (The contact page got the same treatment; that GIF is lost.)
One-piece logo. Features split into Articles, Columns, Reviews and Misc; Media into Artwork, Audio and Video; Index gained Résumé, Portfolio and a Cam. A new button appeared: Tools. And behind the home page, a faint brush-drawn 黒 (kuro, "black", as in sirblack), its top stroke breaking up into the header. The watermark image itself was lost; this one is redrawn from that surviving stroke.
An Anime button, leading to PANDiME on its own subdomain. The sidebar's 88×31 buttons now included
DingoStick and Aaron Ballman's
Ramblings, next to MegaTokyo, Penny Arcade and the
NFCR. /pacamp moved out to pacamp.pandymic.com.
The first tool, and the one that outlived everything: type an English word, press go, get Sindarin and Quenya from Olórin Mithel's word list. It moved through three layouts and two hosts and was the most-requested page on the site. It is running again in this rebuild, with all 4,646 entries, recovered from a 2009 database dump.
Background art: two elven archers by Justin Thavirat (1996), © Blizzard Entertainment, washed out behind the text as on the original page.
"Thrown together in about 4 hours": pick a design, a background colour, your resolution and your name, and a PHP script crops and stamps a JPEG just for you, numbered. Renders #711 to #714 went out in August 2004, from one shared counter. The art layers were never archived; they were recovered from the archived renders, and the generator works again.
For a summer the header switched to a Japanese variant. Both of its images 404'd by the time the crawler came back in 2011, so this is one piece of the site nobody can see again.
A 320×240 webcam, served by a twenty-line PHP script called cam.pgi. The archive caught exactly one
frame.
By December the generator's Finish button had been replaced with a red Broken!. Two months later, the whole site went with it.
The entire home page. XHTML 1.0 Strict, though.
A new mark: PANDYMiC with its orange dot, the "i" casting one long shadow off into the distance. Nothing else.
The dictionary came back as a standalone box, now in both directions: English → Elvish and Elvish → English.
This receipt is somehow related to approximately $40 worth of Alcohol. I'd appreciate if someone could please
tell me exactly what I had that night. Thanks!
The receipt survived in a 2014 server backup: Pronto, Kyoto, 11 April
2005, 21:41. A beer, a vodka tonic, an orange juice, a mentaiko-and-squid pizza and two Canadian Club Black Labels:
¥3,320. Mystery solved, twenty-one years late.
The splash grew a search box: English ⇄ Japanese, with match modes up to "Full Regexp". Underneath, a preview of what was coming: Home - Wiki - Blog - Elves.
The oldest surviving blog post, on a stock WordPress (Kubrick, the default theme), is about the server crashing. A fitting start.
A full redesign: a gradient night sky, a cherry tree on a black hill, a reflection under the frame and a mascot peeking in from the left. Tabs across the top: Home, Blog, Gallery, Japanese, Elvish, Wiki.
The empty sky got a contact form: From, Subject, Auth, and a Message of at most 255 characters.
The Japanese dictionary from the 2005 splash got its own red room in the new layout.
Photo albums on Gallery2, the open-source PHP gallery of the day, embedded in the sakura layout. The archive kept
the album pages but hardly any photos; they're back, from the original files in a 2014 server backup: PAX 2005 and
2006, and Japan 2005 (Kyoto, Tokyo, Osaka, Hiroshima). In 2008 the gallery moved from /gallery2/ to
/g/.
A MediaWiki whose main page reads, in full, This magical wiki!
Its skin was never archived.
"Server wipe, v.2. Reinstalled Everything!" (Jan 3). A post written in the Flock browser (Jan 16). Then the page validates as XHTML 1.1: "Opera, IE, Safari, Firefox and even Lynx all render the page very neatly."
The Lexicon's final form: radio buttons for direction, and a counter. On 30 August 2008 it read 280,671 phrases searched by 21,431 users. It was the most-requested page on the domain.
The dictionary's search log survived in a 2009 database dump: 207,168 searches from August 2005 to January 2009 (only the totals are shown here, nothing about who searched). Busiest years:
The most-searched words, leaving out "I", "you" and "the" (the most-searched phrase: i love you
, 487 times):
The same design was rebuilt as an XHTML 1.1 div layout using stylesheet_xhtml.css. The archive
never captured that file, so every capture of the new markup looks like this. The builds here use the table
version instead.
The sakura layout's last capture. By now the Lexicon's counters printed blank.
Three years without a single capture of a page. In October 2011 the crawler came back for the old images and got 404s, which is why some 2003 chrome had to be rebuilt.
The bare domain starts redirecting to www.pandymic.com, and in December a Drupal 7 site appears:
Bartik theme, a login box and one node. This domain is presently functioning as a sandbox while I re-develop
the site.
Behind it, from the site's own 2014 database: four "assets" for hotlinking
(New desk, Out of this World,
Lego shovel, "Link quest, Zelda
boobs?"), each served through a PHP module that logged every view to Google Analytics with GeoIP. Its
index page said only Hello World!
Eighteen months later the redirect flips: www. now points at the bare domain, and it stays that way.
Twenty Sixteen, untouched. The first of several hello-worlds.
Eight years after its last counter, /tools.enel.html was still being requested, and the server
still redirected it, to a page that no longer existed.
Unfortunately there is nothing to see here at this time.
HTTPS arrives. By June the home page is Twenty Seventeen with a blurred night-street header: "Just another temporary WordPress placeholder".
A custom WordPress theme and a real portfolio. Code scrolls behind the name in a looping video, Rokkitt and
Work Sans for type, an orange cursor. Pages and other content on this site come and go and I please.
Sometimes I'll wipe the whole thing off of the face of the internet.
/about/ → /🧔/, /skills/ → /👔/, /projects/ → /💼/,
/contact/ → /📫/, /blog/ → /📰/. Every old address 301s to an emoji.
"Over the last 15 years I've lead or contributed to the development, deployment and maintenance of a number of projects." All 23 project screenshots survived.
The contact details are masked in this rebuild.
Hello World! I'll be back eventually. Just performing some prolonged maintenance. (Sorry for the trouble.)
Behind it WordPress kept running, with a 🕵 privacy policy and a 📰 hello-world post.
Thirteen years after the Lexicon's last counter, the archive logged a search for seeing, English
to Elvish. It finally has an answer: eleien.
The emoji survived the redesign: the privacy policy lives at a detective. Its theme's stylesheet didn't survive the archive.
"(We're pretty cool)"
The last redirect is tidied up (every www. address goes to https://pandymic.com/), and
the pointer moves to GitHub.
Twenty-two years after "Welcome to the Main Page!", the last placeholder. The final capture is from September 2026.
No CMS, no database, no "Hello world!": a hand-built static site, back to where it started in 2003, just with better tools. The site as it is today.
Every version above is a working, cleaned-up static build: the original HTML, CSS and JavaScript with the archive's artefacts removed, trackers stripped and contact details masked. Lost images are recorded, not faked.